Ok, I’ll try the B&C game (in Italian): Bendidio Colcolbacco
“Three years can really change a person, John.”
H O L Y F U C K
(via we-are-his-army)
My Loki-clix is arguing with my Granny Goodness-clix
I don’t understand…
why some people are complaining about Benedict’s blonde wig? I mean, he has to be Julian Assange and, of course, he has to wear it!
Am I the only one who finds him very similar to the original?
Louise Brealey just posted this pic.
I’M DEAD.
So… I decided to try Gizoogle. I’ve chosen a piece of the scene of the balcony of Romeo and Juliet and that’s what came out:
Juliet.
O Romeo, Romeo, muthafucka! wherefore art thou Romeo, biatch? (35)
Deny thy daddy n’ refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn mah love,
And I be bout ta no longer be a Capulet.
Romeo.
[Aside.] Shall I hear more, and shall I drop a rhyme at this?
Juliet.
‘Tis but thy name dat is mah enemy: (40)
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
Whatz Montague, biatch? It be nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belongin ta a man. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. O, be some other name.
Whatz up in a name, biatch? That which our crazy-ass asses call a rose (45)
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, was he not Romeo call’d,
Retain dat dear perfection which he owes
Without dat title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And fo’ dat name, which is no part of thee, (50)
Take all mah dirty ass.
Romeo.
I take thee at thy word.
Call mah crazy ass but love, n’ I be bout ta be freshly smoked up baptis’d;
Henceforth I never is ghon be Romeo.
I think Shakespeare’s ghost is going to visiting me tonight.
What if the House founders didn’t have such cool last names?
“I’m from Gryffindor, what House are you from?”
“Oh, you know, Steve.”
(Source: fus-ro-dahcohtah)
